| News in Britain: | stamps have gone up 14 pence |
|---|---|
| News in America: | cannibal eats man's face |
My names nona :) I don't know how to put myself, or my life into words
| News in Britain: | stamps have gone up 14 pence |
|---|---|
| News in America: | cannibal eats man's face |
| waitress: | what would you like to drink |
|---|---|
| me: | the blood of my enemies |
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| waitress: | is pepsi okay? |
(via cuts-burns-and-suicide)
(via cuts-burns-and-suicide)
(via allyouneedisagoodlaugh)
(via mylifeas-lizzy)
(via i-needtogetaway)
| Person: | do you have a boyfriend? |
|---|---|
| Me: | are you making fun of me |