News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face

joceln:

canada looks really broken

u ok canada

(via theusernameiwant)


waitress: what would you like to drink
me: the blood of my enemies
waitress:
me:
waitress:
me:
waitress: is pepsi okay?







Person: do you have a boyfriend?
Me: are you making fun of me